Ascension — Black Ops Zombies Easter Egg Guide

Open through the central complex and climb to the highest interior floor to throw the power switch (perks, lander call-panels and traps come on). Now charge Pack-a-Punch: at each of the three remote lander stations — PhD Flopper, Stamin-Up (the flooded lower room) and Speed Cola / Sickle — call the lander and ride it back to spawn. Each remote→spawn ride turns one section of the rocket icon at spawn green; with all three green, press the launch button by power. Once the rocket clears (or you shoot it down for a Double Points), the Pack-a-Punch room opens directly below the launch pad — it stays open, no teleporter timer.

Merely calling a lander out from spawn doesn't count — the ride must go from the remote station to spawn.

Two parts:

• Generator — take a Gersh Device to the PhD Flopper side and, looking beyond the boundary through the rubble, throw it at the small sparking white generator so the black hole forms over it and pulls it away.
• Terminal — go to the Stamin-Up lander pad and, in the flooded area below the stairs, interact with the bright, high-pitched terminal/TV; its screen changes to an eye symbol and the crashed module by Stamin-Up shows its first progress light.

If the generator stays and Samantha laughs, the Gersh landed too far — that charge is spent, so get another and throw it so the singularity overlaps the machine. The crashed module's lights are your reliable progress tracker.

Only attemptable on a Space Monkey round (needs power + at least one perk bought). Four wall buttons appear at the perk areas — in front of Jugger-Nog, on the wall left of PhD Flopper, across the doorway to the right of Speed Cola, and on the wall immediately left of Stamin-Up. Station one player at each before the monkey round begins, then all four press and hold at the same time on a countdown. Listen for the cue — a buzzing sound means the simultaneous press failed, while a beeping sound plus an announcer line confirms it registered and the module gains a light. Space Monkey rounds arrive every 4–7 rounds (power on plus at least one perk bought), so a failed attempt just means a short wait for the next one.

The large circular plate sits outside the Pack-a-Punch room in the former launch area. Hold one slow zombie far away, then all four players step inside the circle at once — a wall clock/knife starts turning. Stay continuously inside for ~2 minutes (one full revolution of the knife). You can freely shoot, move around inside the ring and use equipment — only stepping off the plate resets the timer, so this is not a stand-still. Because a single player crossing the boundary resets it, the standard approach is to make a crawler, drag it to the Stamin-Up side, then run back to the plate. Success triggers a Nuke effect and the next module light.

Letters float in the lander flight paths only while a lander is moving, so ride these four legs in exact order (ignore the decoy letters): Spawn→Stamin-Up = L · Stamin-Up→Spawn = U · Spawn→Speed Cola = N · Speed Cola→Stamin-Up = A. Put callers at Spawn, Stamin-Up and Speed Cola; a rider stays aboard while each caller pulls the lander their way. Listen for the Node 4 announcement and the fourth module light.

Bring the full kit: a live Gersh Device, a Pack-a-Punched Thundergun (Zeus Cannon), a Pack-a-Punched Ray Gun (Porter's X2) and Matryoshka Dolls (from the box). After Node 4 a glowing white orb appears on the ground at the crashed module by the Stamin-Up lander. Throw a Gersh onto it and, during that one vortex, hit it with everything at once — Zeus Cannon blasts, continuous Porter's X2 fire and Matryoshka Dolls thrown into the effect — until the orb rises into the sky.